The Spank Banks

The Spank Banks

SPANK BANK DEFINITION: 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for masturbation purposes. 2. Porn collection 1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank banks"

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Addicted To Webcams?

So here it is, 1am, and you are all alone. Sitting at the computer looking at CNN for the days news (or fox news) whichever way you slide. Your flipping through some random websites and BAM! there she is... the girl of your dreams. Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, long legs... and guess what! she is live and waiting for you. There is only one problem. The wife and or girlfriend is sleeping soundly in the next room and this webcam girl has got your cock harder than Chinese algebra. What to do, what to do... well I'll tell you what to do. You whip out your dick, whip out your credit card, and you tell that cam whore who is boss and live out your sick fantasies in the privacy and comfort of your favorite computer chair. Then you go read our article on how to hide your webcam cheating and all is right with the world!

She's Waiting....

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Can you teach my girlfriend to suck it down like this?





You know,... I've been thinking about this. The last time I blew a load in my girlfriends mouth she took it in, and choked, spit it back out into a towel we had for her, then she had to fucking gargle, and brush her teeth. She would never survive being a german goo girl. It takes a rare breed, a rare wonderful, god bless them.. breed of woman to eat this many loads of cum and just keep fucking begging for more. Germany..hmmm. How many hours is that by plane... you guys need any help? I can blow a load like a shotgun... and I'll work cheap, gimme a call!

Cock Chugging Milfs Fucking and Sucking

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Myspace For Adults - LocoSpot.com

So I was looking through myspace the other day at all the hot single girls living in my area and I was thinking... how appropriate would it be to just send one of them a sport fuck invitation. I mean, I know there they are, slutting it up, talking in innuendo, posting half naked pics... etc. etc. Doing what young whores do. But I bet money you send one of these girls a "can I buy you breakfast, I'll come over tonight at midnight and we'll discuss it" and you'd prolly end up on Dateline NBC having a seat over there. Because you never know if the girls on there are really truly 18. If only there was a place like myspace for Adults I thought, so I went on the prowl. The search for easy young whores who wont land me in jail began and I found myself here.

Http://www.locospot.com

And my dick has been happy ever since. I hooked up with a girl from Buford, Ga on the first night. A cute little brunette that said she liked to be titty fucked. She had nice D's and my cock fit good and tight between them. The next night she and I had a go at it in the parking lot at mall of georgia, man could she suck cock like a champion. It's amazing how the cute horny 18 year old girls these days will just let you do what you want to them, sportfucking... get in on the fun today. Here are a few profile pics to help sway your decision.. these are real women looking for real cock.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING ON!??

(ACTUAL PROFILE PICS!!)


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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Mr. Happy's Glory Hole




I am so excited about this site I just had to share it with all my loyal blog readers. No matter which blog you favor I had to make sure everyone got a look at the new site from TCG called "Mr. Happy's Glory Hole". I've never been a huge fan of glory hole sites because most were poorly done, the girls were skanky, etc.. etc.. But this time someone finally got it right. Hot women, great sets, truly hot glory hole action. Be sure and check it out.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Liberator Sex Furniture - Spice up your sex life.





So here is the deal. I'm a 32 year old man dating an 18 year old college girl. Sounds like a dream come true right? well think again. I'll tell ya I've never been so stressed, worn out, and sexually frazzled in my life! I mean guys I'll lay it on the line, I've never had a problem getting it up or keeping it up, but when its boom, boom, boom.. "baby...lets go again" sometimes its better to lounge and take it slow and easy, one nice long fuck instead of a ton of short rapid bursts. This girl is young and wild and loves it from every angle, the wilder I can fuck her the more she loves it. She is beautiful too, D tits, crystal blue eyes, long curly blonde hair, a real sex pot, always wet, always horny, and not afraid to get rough in the bedroom.

One problem.... VARIETY!

After about the thousandth position on a regular bed, the floor, the tub, you start to run out of places to fuck. I love fucking her, I mean LOVE fucking her. She is the nastiest little cock hound I've ever been with, and I want to keep things fresh, so I invested in some liberator shapes. If you have a nagging wife, a bitchy girlfriend, or a demanding teenage diva sex goddess (like me) surprise her, watch her face light up and feel her heart pound when she starts thinking of all the new possibilities.

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

I have a pee pee fetish - love to watch girls piss

Skinny models shaven slit gushes like a fountain

Redhead slut with yummy ass pisses near her car

Girl tinkles right next to her own picnic place

Skinny blonde teen with perfect bust caught weeing


I really don't know what it is I find sexy about getting doused by a little pee pee from a cute young babe, I asked my girfriend to piss on my balls while she was riding me and she was all for it! She was sliding up and down on my cock and let a little slip out and run down the shaft of my cock and onto my balls, it was so warm and smooth streaming down, it was great. If you haven't tried it with your girl then it might be time to have "The Talk" with her. I recommend the first time approach her when you are both in the shower together, tell her its a fetish you have and ask if she'll maybe do it. It's less disgusting to her if the water is running to wash it down the drain and once she does it she may find that its a very liberating experience for her. Much the way a man will cum on her she will find that she too can have a sexual release on her partner and most girls will be hooked. Give it a try and take your sex to a new level.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Ice Cream Bang







Would you like some candy little girl? Get in the van and I'll give you an ice cream cone...but be warned...It might melt and get everywhere, all over your face! When this ice cream truck rolls through your neighborhood it might be a good idea to keep the kids away, because what goes on in here is for ADULTS ONLY!